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Joke of the Day
"I think it's pretty cool Chinese people made a language made entirely out of tattoos."
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"What would Martin Luther King Jr. have been if he was white? Alive"
"What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty? Wa-TAH!"
"BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."
"What's the easiest way to get laid? Crawl up a chickens ass and wait."
"We should all give Earth a one star rating on TripAdvisor so hostile aliens won't want to come here."
"Who the hell buys a cat? There are cats everywhere just let one in your home and it becomes your cat."
"I periodically tell chemistry jokes But usually there is no reaction. Probably people are just too noble."
"How do you tell a transgender from a real woman? The quality of the sandwich."
"An Irish girl tells her mom she decided to be a prostitute. her mom says ""A WHAT""?!! The daughter says ""a prostitute"" then the mom says ""thank god... I thought you said a Protestant"""