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Joke of the Day

"Broke up with my girlfriend today On the other hand I met this chick."

"People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves."

"Don't read ""part a"" backwards. It's a trap."

"The French police raid in one day killed more than my guild does all week."

"Just got sacked from my job Been working at that jigsaw factory for years I've been in pieces all day :("

"- Your Honor, I'd like to plead insanity. - On what grounds?! - I'm married. - I'll allow it."

"Judas: Still on for friday? ""Jesus: friday?"" ""Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper."" ""Jesus: The what?"" ""Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the fellas."""

"What is the most common pickup line in a gay bar? Can I push in your stool?"

"Reports just in that the police have seized a Catholic Priest's computer. They claim that they are looking for a certain file. A .PDO file if you will."

"*20-something kangaroo calling mom* yea so i thought maybe i could get back in the pouchlike just for a few months til i figure things out"