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Joke of the Day
"I think God created marriage so death wouldn't come as such a disappointment."
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"why didn't the alcoholic become a lawyer? because he couldn't pass the bar"
"What's the first letter of the Canadian alphabet, eh?"
"The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42"" screen."
"A new definition of the word ""shrimp"" A girl whose body is so good but you want to cut her head off."
"Never correct my son when he calls Kanye West, ""Kenny West."""
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" usually mean the same thing ...except at a funeral"
"Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes in the bathroom."
"I accidentally gave my wife super glue instead of Chapstick She's still not talking to me."
"How do Russians in the taiga make fun of each other online? -bullying"