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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts? An incorporation."
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"*Maybe try dressing up as SpongeBob this Halloween, since you're so self absorbed.* -Me as a therapist"
"CREATION OF MAN God: And as they age, they shall lose all the hair on their heads and grow more in their ears & noses Angel: Yes, my Liege"
"Did you hear about the big marijiauna company scandal? They were putting drugs in there products"
"Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy? Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd beaspirin tablets!"
"Most of my sextapes are on DVD.. except for that gay one where I Blu-Ray."
"My mom keeps asking questions like 'When you gonna be famous?' I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'"
"What is the creature that walks on four legs in the morning, three legs at noon and two in the evening? A cat in a minefield."
"I just bought a bottle of Drano... Well that was $4 down the drain."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ? Alligator for her birthday was a card !"