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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the restaurant on Mars? ....The food was great, but there was no atmosphere."
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"What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta."
"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rubber-Toe! (Roberto)"
"What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched? It was an explosive success"
"I need a new waffle iron. These waffles are still wrinkled."
"This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. I was confused. I never met herbivore."
"*Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" ""David"" ""David who?"" ""Dad you only have one son named David, please let me out of the basement now."""
"Then god created Saturn, And he liked it. So he put a ring on it"
"What's long and hard and full of ""SEE-MEN""? A submarine, obviously."
"My ice maker broke and now I have to make ice, in trays. I'll be on Pinterest looking for a recipe."