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Joke of the Day

"Where do you see yourself in 10 years? In a mirror! Reply from my 9 year old brother, after my mom asked me this while talking about future career prospects."

"The average human body contains enough human bones to make up an entire human skeleton."

"Hitler was born on April 20th... cuz he was destined to blaze the jews."

"How we know that God is not an engineer When designing the human body, an engineer would not run a sewer line through a recreational area."

"A Pokemon go user walks into a bar Because he was too busy looking at his phone to notice it"

"My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time."

"When a man wants to get a tan he goes under the Sun. When a cos wants to get a tan... ...He goes under the sin."

"My teacher was gone today on strike... How rude, she has no class!"

"Picture a fish household with an upside-down bowl for their tiny human"

"Me: ""Siri, why am I single?"" Siri: *opens front face camera*"