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Joke of the Day
"My teacher was gone today on strike... How rude, she has no class!"
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"An alzheimer joke (sorry if this is a repost)"
"I'm sorry I picked up dog poop using your selfie stick."
"I figured out why the plane crashed! There were skeletons driving it!"
"Heard the one about the wealthy lesbian prostitute? She makes money hand over fist"
"Cheating on a good woman is like eating out of the trash instead going out for steak."
"I only had 3 goals in Monopoly as a kid: Dog game piece Boardwalk and Park Place. Steal your money when you go to the bathroom."
"TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS EXPLAINED: 1) Rich people make money 2) It ""trickles down"" to offshore banks 3) Government closes libraries/hospitals"
"A police officer pulled me over and said ""Sir, please identify yourself"" So I took out a mirror and replied ""yeah, it's me"""
"What's common to the cockpit of a modern fighter aircraft and the inside of a headhunter's hut? The heads-up display"