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Joke of the Day

"What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog's penis have in common? Hogwarts."

"If trump gets elected can we make a show similar to the apprentice but when Trump says ""your fired"" he sends a nuclear missile at a country."

"Last week, Puerto Rico's Governor said that they couldn't pay their debt. From now on, the Island will be known as Puerto Pobre."

"My girlfriend has Parkinson's Disease. And the hand jobs are AMAZING!"

"I get a little too excited when I hear the sound of sizzling fajitas go by."

"Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip."

"My mom asked if my kids are driving me to drink with the snow days. Told her I've been drinking at home, stupid kids can't reach the pedals."

"My favourite Vikings joke. Blair Walsh"

"What's less funny than /r/Funny? /r/Jokes"