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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Italian husband who was talking during his sleep? He ended up giving his wife a black eye"

"Warning: Dead baby joke What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock. You can't fuck a rock."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a prostitute? The looks on their faces while you're nailing them."

"What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song? ""Don't you want some bunny to love"""

"Name your kid Basil and see what happens. BEST case scenario he spends hours a day updating Wikipedia."

"My girlfriend said a small penis was okay. But I still wish she didn't have one."

"What do Jewish pedophiles say to kids? Hey, wanna buy some candy?"

"Son , I am not able to go to school today Son: I am not able to go to school today. Father: what happened? Son: I am not feeling well Father: Where you are not feeling well? Son: In school!"

"so the united states is ebola free now... I wonder how much the premium version of ebola will cost."

"The most stressful part of my day is when my 5 year old shows me what he made in Arts & Crafts and I have to guess what it is."