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Joke of the Day

"A 15 year old took gold in the Olympics and then there is me whose greatest accomplishment is getting up to 10 on flappy bird."

"Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!"

"I'm sorry I put a collar on your baby. I thought it was a Pug."

"I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years. Come on man, I don't have 2020 vision!"

"Where do dock workers like to shop? Crate and Barrel."

"I use to know someone who was addicted to soap. He's clean now"

"Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Because the teacher said ""do your essay"""

"What happens when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"

"You know what doesn't suck? A hooker that just won the lottery"

"I've lost all my pokemon cards in a house fire... I've only got Ash now."