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Joke of the Day
"I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years. Come on man, I don't have 2020 vision!"
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"what do u call a tilt-a-whirl operator with a sunburn? carne asada"
"So I went to the zoo the other day... ... there was only one dog. It was a Shih tzu."
"What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory? Two test-tickles!"
"How come we never see hideous fish men around any more? Dagon."
"How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA? He was all over his wife at the parade"
"I, for one, like Roman numerals"
"Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana"
"Why don't sharks bite lawyers? Professional Courtesy."
"Hey big accounts - What's it like to tweet ""My cat sneezed"" and get 500 RT in the first minute ? My cat would be dead before I got 50"