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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Because the teacher said ""do your essay"""
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"That escalated quickly - Me to 4 unamused strangers on the Mall escalator."
"The difference between me & normal people is the normal"
"My mom said follow your dreams, So I went back to bed."
"It's fun to park next to that car that's parked far away so that no one will park next to it."
"Report: Scientist walks in on climate changing, awkwardness ensues"
"Does a litter box count as a guest bathroom?"
"They still won't let me on Shark Tank with my feminine hygiene products with Yo Momma jokes printed on 'em. That shit's racist."
"How many dead prostitutes we need to change a lightbulb ? Certainly not three, because in my basement is still dark."
"Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub."