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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a cat bark? Wrap it around a tree"
Next Joke
"Remember: tomorrow is TOPLESS TUESDAY no matter what human resources tells you."
"Commas are important. They are the difference between: You suck, Dick! and You suck dick!"
"Unix is so disorganized There's a cat in the man pages."
"""Sookie!"" -70% of True Blood dialogue"
"Remember ladies. It goes from Twitter to Kik to Voxer to cell phone number to address to being dismembered in a motel bathtub."
"To the 11 year old girl on FB with the relationship status ""it's complicated"" How can it be complicated? Did he take your animal crackers?"
"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits until puberty to come on a kid's face."
"What do you call a hot fruit? A LAVA-Cado!"
"What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball."