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Joke of the Day

"How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus, the clowns don't talk."

"say what you want about sleepwalkers... At least they always follow their dreams."

"A fart is the only bodily function which has its own punctuation. The skid mark."

"Life stops when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing."

"New rule: You're not allowed to be condescending unless you can spell it."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri? Porcupines have pricks on the outside."

"Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance? Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame."

"Being married vs being gay: Either way you're going to have somebody stuck up your ass."

"Did you hear the one about the zoo with only one dog? It's a shih-tzu."

"Past, present, and future walk into a bar It was tense."