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Joke of the Day

"The french word for ""unfortunately"" has 15 letters The english word for unfortunately has 13, but it's two short EDIT: For the curious, the french word is ""malheureusement"""

"How many mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one."

"I guess my parents were secret agents all along. I heard they're getting a divorce because my dad got blown by the mailman."

"How does Harry Potter travel about? Walking -Jk Rolling"

"My food pyramid is a cup of coffee sitting on a pack of cigarettes."

"How do Eskimos make things stick together? Igloo"

"I'm for traditional marriage, mostly because I want to know how many goats I'm worth."

"Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?. Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac."

"What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand? A leprachaun's undivided attention."

"I'm smiling. This should scare you."