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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend didn't believe me when I said I could build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!"

"""You know what people really want to see? Season after season of a guy drinking his own piss."" - Discovery Channel executive"

"I hope Jeremy Corben is successful in his new chosen career! I didn't really rate him as a comedian, he was especially bad in The Wrong Man's."

"My friend spent 4 years in jail for something he didn't do Run."

"I've finally finished my fresh herb cookbook It's about thyme"

"Want did the Alzheimer say to the shoe?"

"What does PETA stand for? People Eating Tasty Animals"

"Have you ever had African food? Neither have they."

"I was going to join the debating team in high school, but someone talked me out of it."

"What is the body temperature of a Tauntaun? (Star Wars) Luke-warm."