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Joke of the Day

"Morbid Humor What did one casket say to the other casket? Was that you coffin?"

"If the voices in my head had a British accent, I would do what they say more often."

"I've always wanted to oversee a graveyard I hear they get a ton of sex. (If I have to explain it, it ain't worth explaining.)"

"What do you call ""nigga milk""? Coffee."

"'Cracker' is racist. They should be called Crispy Baked Squares."

"Knock Knock... Knock Knock. Who's there? Statue. Statue who? STATUE KNOCKIN' ON MY DOOR? Thank you."

"Have some self confidence Mexican restaurants. Take that hamburger off the menu."

"I didn't get groped by the TSA at all. We just kissed a little, it was nice."

"after one year of practice i attempt my first gangnam style dance in front of my coworkers"

"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country."