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Joke of the Day

"Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at them and says, ""I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."""

"I asked my dad what our IP Address was... He just pointed at the toilet."

"Back in the good old days when... Men were men... and boys were men. and women were men..."

"What's the difference between a viola and an onion People cry when you cut up an onion"

"Hey, do you like Duck Hunt? What are you, a lesbian duck?"

"I still remember the first time I lied about being able to time travel. It was tomorrow."

"I have a super hero joke Fantastic four"

"When I die, I want my ashes scattered in front of the TV."

"Someone once asked me if I was drunk. I said yes. That was the shortest job interview I've ever had."

"My sister was gangraped by the New York Philharmonic It was orchestrated."