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Joke of the Day
"You know instead of saying half a dozen you could just say 6, right?"
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"What sort of drug abuse and debauchery has to occur in someone's life for them to start liking Charmin Toilet Paper on Facebook?"
"In these tough times, you can pop in the Titanic DVD to watch rich people die painfully, their money powerless against the fury of nature"
"Got any spare change? No, Im an athiest. Can you give me a hand? No, Im an athiest. Hows the weather? Sorry, Im an athiest. - Athiests"
"Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business? All of its servers were busy"
"Coffee. Not my cup of tea."
"I think I need to put my dog on antidepressants I ask him how his day was. His answer is always ""Rough"""
"No matter where you live, there's always 1 light switch that doesn't do anything."
"If only closed minds came with closed mouths."
"*repeatedly tries to explain Sisyphus to classmates who have apparently never heard of him* I wish you guys could get how ironic this is."