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Joke of the Day

"There are eleven types of people in the world... those who understand binary, and ten other types of people."

"I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""

"The secret to having all of your dreams come true is to keep changing your dreams to something that's just about to happen anyway."

"Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!"

"Capt of Titanic: ""Mayday! We are sinking"" Coastguard: ""What happened?"" *Cthulhu makes throat-slit gesture with tentacle* Capt: ""Iceberg"""

"What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral? He died at such a Jung age."

"What was Hitler's favorite animal? *Nnnnnnnnnnnnnneeiiiinnnnnnnnn*"

"Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three? One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

"What do you call a black guy who sells flowers? A florist."

"who has two thumbs and loves stupid bets?? not me i lost mine in a bet"