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Joke of the Day

"Politics isn't confusing. You have a choice of being screwed by one of two gorillas and one is considerate enough to use lube. Now choose."

"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares their dogs too much!"

"Never trust someone who says you're more important than cheese. It's an obvious lie."

"The homework is due on Monday. ""Can I get an extension?"" The homework is due on Monday.png"

"I felt like making a joke about the stock market but I won't burst your bubble."

"What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large!"

"A man walked into a bar ""Ouch"""

"Roses are brown, violets are brown Who shit on my yard?!?"

"You should never kiss someone on Jan 1... It is only the first date."

"What did the fisherman do on his date? Netfish and krill"