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Joke of the Day
"Never trust someone who says you're more important than cheese. It's an obvious lie."
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"What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend? Baaaaaeeeee!"
"What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway? I don't want to plow my driveway"
"Did you here about the women who died after masturbating with a carrot? That was a dildon't"
"Two Muslims are on a frozen lake not talking to each other... I thought I would go over there and break the ice."
"What do Justin Timberlake and Theon Greyjoy have in common? A dick in a box"
"Why does all the corn in Iowa lean West? Because Nebraska sucks!"
"What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-o acid."
"[cocktail party] Me: [swirls brandy] Brandy: PUT ME DOWN"
"I like my women like I like my Coffee.... Ground up and in the freezer"