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Joke of the Day

"A guy goes to the doctor... The doctor says ""You have to stop masturbating."" The guy says ""Why?"" The doctor says ""...because I'm trying to take your blood pressure."""

"What do women and pine trees have in common? Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy."

"Yo Mama so fat... Yo Mama so fat , you can see what's behind her !"

"I think Jesus is black Because he is our father and hasn't come back yet"

"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? Because they're full of Arab semen."

"Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road, I'm gonna leave and come back dressed as Santa with a sign that says ""Help, need ride!"

"What did Sloth say when he found gold? AU GUYS!!!"

"Ego and Super-Ego walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'm going to need to see some Id."""

"It says right on the redbull can: do not mix with alcohol. What do we do? We make jager bombs. We are not a species made to last."

"Last week, Puerto Rico's Governor said that they couldn't pay their debt. From now on, the Island will be known as Puerto Pobre."