202219
Joke of the Day
"Knock knock Who's there? Radio Radio who? Radio not I'm gonna cum in your mouth -Chuck Palahniuk"
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"I find it in poor taste that the 1am drive-thru attendant asks ""How are you?"" Not good, Maria. Clearly."
"So there's this mollusk And he walks up to the sea cucumber and he says, ""With knees like these, who needs anemones!"""
"The Americans are aiding Ukraine in their war against Russia. Their new, revolutionary strategy is to clog the Russians arteries. They call it *Operation* *Dunkin'* *Donetsk*."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A dead poodle with an 18 inch wide asshole."
"My friends dog just died, he told me he wanted another one just like him... ...why whould you want another dead dog?"
"My version of cyber-bullying is running around inside a Starbucks slamming people's laptops shut."
"I'm old enough to remember when it was rude and weird NOT to leave a message."
"Why did the human cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."
"Loomis: Does your dog have a license? Fenton: Hell no! I do all the drivin'."