202219

Joke of the Day

"Knock knock Who's there? Radio Radio who? Radio not I'm gonna cum in your mouth -Chuck Palahniuk"

"Just found out I have a tumor in my ladyparts... It's one of those that can be known to have hair, teeth and bone in it. I don't what I should do. I'll probably just get an abortion though."

"You'd think 'The Terminator' would know what to do in the event of some lady having a child that threatens your way of life."

"What US State has the smallest soft drinks? Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/"

"Your Parents divorced because your Dad didn't want to put your talentless paintings on the fridge."

"Remember, people only rain on your parade because they're jealous of your sun & tired of their shade."

"What do running shoes and Neo-Nazis have in common? Both make Jews run faster! (Sorry, but as an agnostic Jew myself, I hope that it's okay for me to make this joke.)"

"I hear my ex is now into cross dressing & looking for same. At least that's what the Craigslist ad I just posted on his behalf says."

"Y'know I hear the N-word a hundred times a day... I need to stop yelling it at black people."

"How are third party candidates like soccer? They're only really popular in America once every four years."