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Joke of the Day

"News: Coleen Rooney has flown out to Brazil with her two sons to be with Wayne until England's World Cup campaign is over. That's nice bit far to go for a weekend though if you ask me."

"How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ashtray..."

"I think my iPhone is broken. I keep pressing the home button but I'm still at work!"

"I'm about as excited for hilary to be president, as Bill is when he sees her naked."

"Grandson is having sex with his grandma The father walks in and says, Son! Your fucking with my mother! The grandson replys: so! You fuck mine all the time and i dont tell you shit!"

"I just fixed somebody's Blackberry Now all of his emails are currant."

"What did Bose say to Einstein about the weather? It's 0K"

"whatever you do Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood."

"I'm gonna open a store that sells three things; Axe Body Spray, Self-tanning lotion & chloroform & call it The Jersey Store"

"I can't stand Italians and their slanty eyes... ...no, wait, *italics*."