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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a closet full of lesbians? A liquor cabinet! heh."
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"My phone battery dies faster than a black guy in a horror movie."
"If you take the D out of Devil what do you get? the D"
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!"
"The Walking Dead. Or better known as The Running Living."
"France is a shitty country... Even the Nice parts are rundown."
"Three Russians walk into a bar Just kidding. They never left."
"If all the corner pieces of a cake are gone, I calmly pull the emergency icing out of my purse & frost the edges of an inside piece."
"I couldn't figure out how to use a seatbelt But then it clicked."
"I don't tweet about my boss because I don't wanna be a suspect when he disappears."