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Joke of the Day
"What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -Rock and Roll"
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"NO, YOU GET THE HELL OFF YOUR PROPERTY."
"When I die, can you do me a favor and tell my wife that I loved her? Thanks. Oh and delete my tweets. My password is thisbitchiskillingme."
"*throws king crab into tank of normal crabs* Go, lead them to freedom, this is your birthright"
"Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer The first cannibal asks ""Does it taste funny?"" The second cannibal turns around and says ""nope."""
"""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?"" said my late wife."
"Whats a Porn Stars Favorite Drink? 7up in cider."
"When a relationship becomes too much work can you outsource the work to China?"
"I didn't think that pigs could fly... But then I found out that Donald Trump had a private jet."
"If it looks like I'm typing for five minutes I'm really just trying to spell diarrhea."