91100
Joke of the Day
"What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under? Michael Jackson"
Next Joke
"If Iron Man and the Man of Steel were to team up, they'd be powerful alloys."
"We have a 9th planet and it's chill Netlixand chill... sorry idk"
"[trapped on a patch of ice that's melting in the Arctic ocean] [rubs Genie bottle] ""can you hook me up with some wifi?"""
"What did the doughnut say to the cop? Don't glaze me, bro"
"Help! My Wife left me for my best friend And I miss him..."
"Why are valley girls so odd? They can't even."
"I like my coffee like I like my women.... Ground up and in the freezer!"
"A box of Cadbury creme eggs just propositioned me. Now we're in a van together."
"*Leonardo Dicapreo goes up to accept oscar* *pulls out speech* *blows dust off of it* Yes I'd like to thank the directors of titanic for th-"