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Joke of the Day
"Unless you're a toddler heading towards traffic I'm not running after you."
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"Got this one from my nephew Knock knock. Who's there? Hoo. Hoo who? Big summer blowout!"
"A man bets his wife she can't tell him something that will make him happy and sad at the same time. ""You have the biggest penis out of all your friends"" replies the wife."
"If you jump off a bridge in Paris... They'll declare you in Seine"
"What does a gay women look for in a man? Lesbi-honest, they don't."
"If by speaking Spanish you mean speaking in English but slower and louder, then yes, I speak Spanish."
"What's the most popular white wine All Lives Matter"
"I've just received my 14th Christmas card from the Alzheimer's Society."
"I'm 100 years old and I keep misplacing my old toys I'm losing my marbles!"
"Uuhhhhckkk. Pants are the worst."