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Joke of the Day
"Parents, raise your kids well, or they grow up to be like your coworkers."
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"To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential."
"""I just figured the 'H' was broken on your sign"" Nope, this is what I sell here. Now how many Doug nuts do you want?"
"What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs? The Girl Scout that got hit by a car."
"Girl walks into a bar... ...and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he GAVE it to her."
"Where were you born? Boss: Where were you born? Employ: India .. Boss: which part? Employ: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India ."
"Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay? Because they make cents!"
"Columbus didn't get to India because he was dis-Oriented He found the Americas by Occident."
"Why did Hitler kill himself? The Jews gave him the gas bill."
"LunchablesTM? huge waste of money! I have my kids mill their own wheat then hunt, kill & field strip a wild bologna"