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Joke of the Day

"Me: who's a good dog? who's a good dog? Dog: i have a boyfriend"

"I'll be signing books at the library tomorrow from 2-4pm (or until that librarian calls the cops again). Come on out!"

"Who ate a lot and conquered Rome? Atilla the Hungry."

"No one wants to hear about anyone else's niece."

"Board Game 10: *reading card* Mama! Name 3 rappers! GO! Me: Saran, aluminum foil, & cellophane! *beaming* 10: *laughing* OMG! Me: What?"

"Hitler is walking in an extermination camp with the camp manager.. ""Why is there such a sweet smell in the air?"" Hitler asked. ""Today we're burning the diabetic"" answered the manager. Edit: Spelling."

"What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!"

"Who will Donald Trump blame when he loses the presidential bid? Of course every Juan!"

"Choose a job you love and you will never work a day in your life because that field isn't hiring."

"Don't make fun of Terry If he kills you, you would die of dissin' Terry"