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Joke of the Day
"""What about this? What about this? And this?""--me, taunting museum curator MC Hammer."
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"Dr Watson asks Sherlock Holmes... ""Holmes, why are you spreading fruit juice on my buttocks?"" ""Lemon entry dear Watson, Lemon entry"""
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"Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he didn't have an ear for music."
"I shot my first turkey today! But I scared the hell out of everyone in the meat section."
"All I'm saying is if you don't want me to walk into the women's restroom put words not pictures on the doors..."
"You know what's the biggest turn off for me? Consent."
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"HAHAHAHAHAHAH donald trump and hillary are stranded on a boat, and it sinks, so who survives? AMERICA"