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Joke of the Day

"*pulls away from kissing -What does CVS stand for?"

"How dwarfs have sex ? Little by little !"

"Someone called me yesterday and said, ""Hello, is this Ross"" I said "" no it's Chandler"" And they hung up. So much for trying to be Friends."

"The challenge of modern relationships: how to prove more interesting than the other's smartphone."

"The last thing my father said to me before he kicked the bucket... Hey, son. Check out how far i can kick this bucket."

"How did the feminist die? Alone"

"Me: ""OMG, my abs are so sore!"" 12: (sarcastically) ""What abs?"" Me: ""The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."""

"What do you call a retarded Jew? Auschwitistic"

"My girlfriend found lipstick in my jacket pocket. I told her straight up I was cheating. There's no way that I was going to confess that I sell Avon"

"3 Statisticians Go Hunting They eventually spot a deer. The first shoots 5 meters above his head. The second shoots 5 meters below his head. Then the third yells out ""We Got Him!"""