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Joke of the Day
"What has six balls and screws everybody? The lottery."
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"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! THOR: ""here"" IRON MAN: ""here"" HULK: ""here"" PHIL COLLINS - ""here"" ... ok Phil how do u keep getting into S.H.I.E.L.D man"
"Have you heard about the elevator conspiracy? Hundreds of people are saying they got stuck between floors. But I don't believe them. I think they made it up."
"What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover? The position of the dirtbag."
"What is the difference between a laddie and a lady? One has a d where the other doesn't."
"And now for the best horror game of the year! FNAF vs Slender:The Arrival! FNAF wins! (The FNAF fanbase will scream at us if we pick anything else)"
"How do you have nasal sex? Fuck nose."
"""Everyday I'm mumblin'""-Bane"
"What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange? Check, mate!"
"How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums? Algorithm."