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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a laddie and a lady? One has a d where the other doesn't."
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"Guess who's watching Vin Diesel movies all day again? That's right: Vin Diesel."
"Good news: I recently discovered I was interested in Necrophilia. Bad news: I'm a submissive bottom."
"Me: ""Stay back! I'm an expert when it comes to karate!"" *mugger approaches* Me: ""Karate is a martial art developed on the Ryukyu Islands."""
"Where does Santa get presents for bad kids? Kohl's."
"What did the surfer say to David Carradine? Hang tight"
"""I just threw up in my mouth a little."" - Cows"
"""70% of the people don't know how to use the superlative degree in English"" That's the most stupidest thing that I've ever heard."
"What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats? kicked out of the petting zoo..."
"What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence? Parole."