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Joke of the Day

"Im going to change my name on Facebook to ""Benefits"", so that when you add me it will say, ""You are now friends with benefits"""

"""Did anyone else's house get burglarized and have horrible music put on all their devices..........oh U2?"""

"How did the chicken cross the freeway? You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud."

"The dogboner /Neil degrasse Tyson situation has been an elaborate ruse all so Michael hale could claim on gawker that he has a girlfriend"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it be arrrrrrgh, but it be the sea."

"What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal? A Robin Williams."

"Oh shit, I have a boner. Time to stop twittering and get on Chatroulette"

"[Cringe Alert] Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ? They only wear Trunks."

"Advertising agencies should start using gametes in their commercials Because you know, sex cells"

"Why did Hitler fail math? He couldn't reach the final solution."