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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black woman with 8 abortions? A crime fighter."

"I like jury duty because it's a fun reminder that one day my life could be in the hands of a guy wearing Velcro shoes."

"What do vegan zombies crave? GRRAAAAINS!!"

"What did the executioner say to the prisoner? ""Hang on a minute."""

"""I'm sorry, is this your wallet?"" poapoale&&2&22222"

"There's a new Batman coming out, but Batman is being played by an Asian? His alter-ego? Bruce Wang."

"Old Italian guy is on his front stoop cooking a chicken on a rotisserie when a hippy walks by. Hippy looks up and says, ""Hey man. The music stopped and your monkey's on fire"""

"I live at the top of an 80 story building made of ihop pancakes and I pour burning hot maple syrup on anyone that tries to eat my home"

"What does smoking a cigarette and eating a pussy have in common? [NSFW] The flavor gets stronger as you get closer to the butt."

"Ok I have 2 short jokes and a long one. joke joke jooooooooooooooke. I'll show myself out."