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Joke of the Day
"John: ""My memory is bad..."" George: ""How bad is it?"" John: ""How bad is what?"""
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"My brother told me this today. Malayasia flight 404 not found."
"How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character? Ten."
"Q: Did you hear about the new ""morning after"" pill for men? A: It changes their blood type."
"Posting inspirational quotes online is the first sign of depression."
"two cows in a barn One turns to the other and says, ""Man this mad cow disease really has me on edge."" then other cow says ""*Pshh* I don't care, I'm a helicopter!"""
"I went to a pot bar in Colorado this post weekend It was really a seedy joint."
"Getting out of bed in the morning always gave me a headache until I tried it feet first."
"A woman steps into a time machine She goes back 10 minutes so she can add less sugar."
"People say I'm disagreeable They're all wrong"