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Joke of the Day
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like.. Bananas"
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"Kid wants to sit at table, isn't tall enough Me: WHERE ARE ALL THE PHONEBOOKS?! Him: U threw them out saying, who the hell uses phone books?"
"What's the most common Jewish name? 17038"
"What's Better, British or German Sausages British, because German are the Wurst..."
"People keep saying drugs are dangerous, I abused lots of drugs and I'm fine. It's only the people watching me through power sockets that are annoying."
"What do cats love to read. catalogs"
"I have daily sex... ... I mean dyslexia."
"a guy's wife died so in her memory, every month, he takes half of his paycheck and throws in in the trash"
"A boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother... They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee Sorry"
"A barber applied for a scholarship at the barber's academy He didn't make the cut"