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Joke of the Day
"To make a long story short, just walk away once you're bored."
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"Politician (noun): Someone who will lay down your life for his country."
"ROMEO:But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you."
"wander ten miles over the German border, shoot everybody in sight and then claim you were never over the line"
"Jesus has seen me naked and that's why he made me funny."
"You're never too old to throw random shit in people's shopping carts when they aren't looking."
"Her: I'm so wet Him: I'm so hard Eavesdropping alien: These people are bad at describing themselves."
"Don't put words in my mouth...my foot is already in there."
"Is anyone here named Jeff? Jeff: Yes. Jeoff: Yeos."
"What happens when you step on an oily asian? Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope."