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Joke of the Day

"Man who washes with dog toy becomes squeaky clean"

"What does a priest get when he wants pussy? Nun"

"So does anybody have any M. Brown jokes, or would we be taking shots at him too soon?"

"What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !"

"Why is the story of Jesus the longest porn in history? Because 2000 years after he rose again, everyone is still waiting for the second coming."

"sorry I called your baby an ""it"""

"I met a farmer who genetically altered a chicken to have six legs so his kids didn't fight over the drumsticks. I asked him how it tasted. He said he didn't know. He couldn't catch it."

"Why did reddit's admins go back to school? because they can't spell ""read it""."

"Today my boss will learn that I am nowhere near mature enough to be left alone with a label maker."

"How do they package bread at the bakery? They baguette."