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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean Beef"
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"Spinach is like Anal Sex If your forced to have it as a child you won't enjoy it as an adult"
"What's blue and doesn't fit? An epileptic at the bottom of a pool."
"Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy."
"If I was a witch I would cast vague and subtle spells. So and so never gets to see a rainbow again. That type of stuff."
"Corny Japanese Cartoons Ani-maize ...I'll leave now."
"*scientist finishes bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal and begins drinking the milk* ""Wait just one damn minute"" - How horchata was born"
"Say ""beer can"" in a British accent. You just said ""bacon"" in a Jamaican accent."
"It would be easier to keep my New Year's resolution to accept and forgive people if they'd stop being the same jerks they were last year."
"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we give a shit."