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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to your floating TV at midnight? PUT IT DOWN, NIGGER!"
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"Dark humor is like food. Not everybody gets it."
"If your watch is broken why can't you go fishing? Because you don't have the time."
"(while falling down a well) god damnit i forgot to grab my phone charger"
"Did you hear about the overly-eager bread dough? In the morning he was always the first one to rise. He didn't want to be a loaf."
"What is the difference between a chihuahua humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg? The pit bull gets to finish."
"Always look for the girl with the ponytail holder on her wrist."
"[everyone in the STI clinic glaring at my Pokemon shirt] ""No no it means like, I want to catch all the Pokemon"""
"Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? There's a great view, but no atmosphere."
"My dog Minton just ate my shuttle cock. Bad Minton."