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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? There's a great view, but no atmosphere."
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"opinions are like birthdays.. everybody has one & I only know yours because of Facebook."
"Lost my watch at a party once Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl, not on my watch"
"How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney? One more."
"Whale joke How do you circumcise a whale? You send down four skin divers!"
"What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common? Both of them smoke the leafs"
"Rene Descartes is chilling with his girlfriend. She asks: ""What are you thinking of?"" He says: ""Nothing."" and disappears."
"There was a kidnapping at my school last week... don't worry they woke him up."
"What is the speed limit of Sex? 68, because at 69, you eat it."
"Fairytales You know what the two most known fairytales start with? ""Once upon a time"" and, ""In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."""