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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? There's a great view, but no atmosphere."

"Where do pedophiles get the wedding rings? They go to Jared."

"A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: ""You can't park anywhere near this place!"""

"The absolute value of 0 is no laughing matter lol"

"All those years studying karate saved my life one night, when a man with a gun jumped out of nowhere and demanded I count to 10 in Japanese."

"What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda training camp? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone."

"I would never tell a rape joke It would be too forced"

"When I was a kid, I really didn't like the idea of having facial hair... ...but now it's starting to grow on me."

"My dad went to jail this morning... Because he's the jail doctor."

"Did you hear that Hillary dropped out of the presidential race? They did a colonoscopy and found out she had a brain tumor."