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Joke of the Day
"it's almost as if one's education has nothing to do with learning how not to be an idiot"
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"what kind of knife is used to perform female circumcision? a beaver cleaver"
"How do you paint a wall with dead babies? It depends how hard you throw them."
"I hate when people look at me and proclaim ""well look what the cat dragged in"". Do I look like a dead bird, small rodent, or used tampon?"
"Joke: What does it imply when a tick is found on a vagina? That you may have to pull out. Just wanted to ask whether this is a keeper."
"When is 100 less than 99? On a microwave."
"My Bucket List * ~~Five gallon bucket~~ * ~~Mop bucket~~ * Bucket hat"
"How does someone pay for a painting? With Monet"
"How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything? Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one? Me : Today's."
"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse."