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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into the bar Several people left because they realised the possible dangers of that situation."

"What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie."

"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom A pick pocket snatches watches."

"Either my shirt shrunk in the wash or, a more likely reason, those four push-ups per day have made me a BEAST."

"What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare-line."

"I like my women like I like my wine. 10 years old and in the cellar."

"January 20, 2017 The day America expires."

"What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? ""Pleased to eat you!"""

"How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest? Ewoks"

"An island for people who tell other people to smile"