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Joke of the Day

"It's not stalking if you don't put it in park."

"My credit card company sent me a final notice bill. Good, I was tired of hearing from them"

"Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics."

"AMA Request: Kim Davis. I would like to hear her answer this question, for she seems uniquely qualified to do so: If a man and woman from Kentucky get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?"

"My dog gave birth recently. My dog gave birth to a litter of 8 puppies. We named one puppy johnny, he is a real son of a bitch"

"Winston and a Cat What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat? One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl."

"Gay vampire I vant to suck your dick"

"I like my women like I like my Africa Undeveloped"

"What's the difference between Lebron James and a dollar (USD)... A dollar gives you four quarters :-)"

"This girl was banging on my door all night Eventually i had to let her out."