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Joke of the Day
"Confusius says Whaaat?!"
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"The Lord said unto John; ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and he won a toaster."
"Me: I want to take you home and drink you up baby Case of beer: I have a boyfriend"
"[2nd time at girls house] ""where's your dog?"" Oh he isn't mine. I was dog sitting [makes text alert sound w mouth] ""Its work. I gotta go"""
"You know what they say about Hitler? He was this tall and he lived over there."
"When someone uses the bathroom and asks about the wine cork floating in the toilet is why I don't invite people to my house."
"What do you call a magical creature with a skin disease? A leperchaun."
"I've grown an interest with Mussolini's Italy. I guess you can call it a fascistnation."
"Sometimes I squirt mayonnaise across my breasts so I don't forget what it's like to have a boyfriend."
"Once upon a time,there was this cute black rabbit... ...he used to breath from his arsehole.After a long day of collecting carrots he sat down to rest and died."