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Joke of the Day

"Two Polish guys are hunting for bears in the woods. They come across a fork in the road with a sign that says ""BEAR LEFT"" They both turn around and go home."

"What do you call an important Australian? A significunt"

"Obama keeps trying to get me to kiss this top secret document from Syria but I keep telling him I'm not the kinda guy who'll kiss intel"

"What do you call a poorly made massive dumpling? A wanton one-ton wonton."

"Apparently the most common surname In China is Chang. ...correct me if you think that's Wong."

"I just received a discount offer for a brand new guitar... ... no strings attached!"

"What was Bin Laden's favourite brand? Jihadidas."

"What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water? Bob."

"What did Michael Jackson ask his father's mother when she slipped and fell to the ground? Granny are you okay,I said granny are you okay,are you okay granny?!"

"What does a pedophile and a guitarist have in common... They both like to finger A-minor."