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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an important Australian? A significunt"
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"Today we're celebrating the five-year anniversary of me and the woman who works down the hall avoiding eye contact with each other."
"Really Smooth. I lied told my dad that school was canceled. He said,"" lets go see a movie."" We got in the car and he dropped me off at school."
"I'm not a big fan of loud music I guess its just not my forte"
"Divorces are like gangbangs... Everyone is trying to fuck you and nobody cares if you're in pain."
"Archaeologists excavating a pyramid in Egypt has found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts they believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher"
"Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do. Take Beethoven for example, they told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf ... but he didn't listen."
"Her- um.. why are you wearing a Darth Vader mask? Me- you said lets do Yoda together H- I SAID YOGA YOU DOPE M- VERY WRONG I WAS"
"If you love Christmas so much, why don't you merry it?"
"I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum dum dum dum dum dumb......"