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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an important Australian? A significunt"
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"I don't understand how many blueberries you're supposed to eat in one sitting. 10? 2,000? There's no natural stopping point."
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"I was bored at work yesterday, so I gave a colleague a clock and told him to give it to someone else. I had to do something to pass the time."
"The Cleveland Browns completely revamped their playbook Every pass play now has a 12 step drop back..."
"What do you call a pig that does karate? *A pork chop.*"
"hah woops!! someone asked me what's up, i tried to say ""not much"" and ""just chillin"" at the same time, accidentally said ""hitler was cool""!!"
"Will you be my 14th most used emoji?"
"Why are women called bitches? Because they both run after sticks and balls."
"Why do people never eat clocks?.... Why do people never eat clocks? Because it's really time consuming."